Wednesday, January 25, 2012

AAAAHH!! Why is the power company shut down for 3 hours for maintenance? I didn't do anything wrong. Why punish me?
AAAAHH!! Why is the internet not working? I haven't done anything wrong. Why punish me?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Helping dad replace pipes and faucets on the kitchen sink. Someone kill me now.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Dammit, I hate finding a stray dirty shirt after the last load of laundry is going thru the rinse cycle.
Now I recall why I dislike sleeping at night. All this daylight makes me feel like I should be doing something.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

My left ear has been itching since 3am. Which one of you traitorous weasels is talking shit about me?!?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Happy Birthday María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten (aka Charo)

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Finally got to see a doc about my tummy. Maybe a food allergy, maybe a parasite. Gotta take back 4 bottles of poop to find out.
Middle East money making idea: a bumper sticker saying "my other car is a bomb"

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Random shift @ Cheap thrills this morning. Stayed up til 530am listening to GoT:DwD, then back up at 8. Starting to think that was a bad idewslfvaw[9efjzzzzzzzzz...

Saturday, January 7, 2012

the tuna ain't the only thing that melted

So two of the four burners on our stove aren't working properly. The two on the left. When you turn one on sparks fly and both burners get hot. Dad has been "worked" on them twice in the past few months. Just a few minutes ago I was making tuna salad for sammiches. I dropped a can, it hit one of the left burners and sparks flew.

Me: (to dad, in another room) These burners just sparked and I didn't turn them on!
Dad: Did you turn them on?
Me: ...No. I dropped a tuna can on it and sparks flew.
Dad: Well I don't know. What did you do?
Me: ... Making tuna salad. I dropped a can, it hit a burner, sparks flew.
Dad: I don't know. Do it again and tell me what happens.
Me: (for a microsplitsecond started to follow orders)... NO!

Sometimes I wished I lived a more adventurous life - jumping out of airplanes, kayaking in the Amazon, dating people who don't put out on the first date - but then I realized that I take my life in my own hands every day in this house.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Tonight I shall experiment in bed! I'll be cozying up to my 1st audiobook on my iPod - GoT: Dance With Dragons. Craziness!!!

Monday, January 2, 2012

LOCALS: the roads are pure evil, esp. The Fayetteville walmart intersection. be careful if you have to go out.
2012 = officially ruined. Thanks cold and snow.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy 8th Day of Christmas, the day Baby Jesus got circumcised! Next year I'm putting a mohel in my Nativity. Also, Happy New Year!