Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

Power's been out since 1pm today, well before the storm got here. Just saw repair trucks go by. Fingers crossed.
RIP Sen. Robert C. Byrd. But uh-oh, now WV won't get any money.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Today seems like it might a good day for doing something. I prolly won't.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Aw man, naps this time of day are dangerous but I'm sooo sleepy.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Hooray! Found some fellas to play a good, old fashioned table top RPG. Now I just have to read a rulebook and make a character.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Really, Internet? You don't have a copy of the plain, regular album version of "Something To Do" by Depeche Mode anywhere? Really?
Just got asked if I have any fetishes. My answer: doomsday machines.
Oh wow, that weed killer is really potent.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I am become death, sprayer of weeds!
I need something to do for an hour while my last load of wrinklable clothes go through the dryer.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

A conversation I just had with dad

I went into the kitchen to get a bottle of water. Mom and dad were finishing up a late dinner. Mom had dad hemmed in so rather than jostle her around to get out from the table he stands up, holds his hands out to me and says, "Here, throw this away."

All I see is an empty water bottle so I take it, toss it and proceed to get my own bottle. When I turn around he still has his hand out, shaking it. "Well get this, too!" and my years of programming kick in and I go to get whatever it is he's holding. And then I see it a couple of wadded up, dirty napkins.

Me: (snarling in revulsion) UGH! Don't give me damn dirty napkins like that! (I hand him the trash can to put them in himself.)

Dad: Well god damn! Are you too good to pick up a dirty napkin? Get out of my face. What the hell is wrong with you?

Me: I don't like touching nasty, filthy things!

Dad: Well you wipe your ass.

Me: It's my poop. I know where it's been.

Him. You're too finicky.

I left the room. My talks with dad all tend to be like that. What should I get him for Father's Day?
I have sexy new glasses! Or maybe I have new sexy glasses!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Wasp got me on my right middle finger this AM. Didn't swell up, had random chills & muscle spasms for about 3 hours. Still hurts some.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

What the fuck is that idiot over the hill shooting at? I hope he gets rained on extra.
Another rainy weekend kills my yard work plans. The super loud frog chorus in the backyard seems to love it.
Hey locals! I have a TV I'm needing to be rid of. Has anybody dealt with any pawn shops in the area?
Dammit! Still no payday in the mail.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Oh no! Something is wrong with the gooseberries. They're turning red too soon, and then they taste... not right. Calamity!!!
All ist klar, Herr Kommisar?
It's worse than I thought. Karma, goddam karma.
Like sitting on pins and needles, things fall apart. It's scientific.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Alrighty, I just made an awesome CD. The beta home test went well so next we'll see how it plays on the road. I'm so retro.
Birthday cake for me and not you :P
Lets see how the old car likes a new battery.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Why do I always get the urge to unpack boxes and make a huge mess right before bedtime?