GROSS! I'm at the DMV. Somehow this is all your fault.

I'm needing suggestions for my Sith name, both serious and humorous. NOW!

Guess who read the schedule wrong and doesn't have to work tonight!

I don't recall eating whatever the hell it was I just burped.

Dammit! Alternator is out and my battery won't hold a charge. FML

Hooray! I figured out how to send pics on the new phone. Cock shots for everyone!!!

Do I need Angry Birds in my life, or more importantly, in my phone?

Experimenting with my new phone.

SO MANY APPS!!!

The 16 year old niece had her baby shower on Sunday, and the 18 year old niece just! got engaged to a violent pill head. I have a new phone.

If it's bad to get a fortune cookie with no fortune in it how dire is a completely empty little cookie packet?

things that are delicious today: caramel apple, sweet potato chips, Welch's white grape orange mango juice

GAH! If a dog has worms and it licks you on the mouth are you now contaminated? I'm asking for a friend...

*bluh* I crashed last night around 8:30, woke up at 6am to pee, then woke up for real at 10:30. Stoopid allergies, and I still feel tired.

*sigh* Been home 4.5 hours and I need another vacation already. FML

Okay, I'm back. Did I miss anything good?

Finished Storm of Swords this morning around sun up. Now on to Feast for Crows.