Thursday, September 30, 2010

If you call a business & the person says "Can you hold please?" & then you don't hear anything, that's not a cue to start a conversation.
Aww, RIP Tony Curtis.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

You've been going over the same 2 rows for 90+ minutes. The magic fairies don't put the new stuff out until after midnight on a full moon.
Thank Satan we have Billie & Ella in stock but I'm really needing some Dino today.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Oh #Sade, your music is so soothing that I don't hardly mind at all that you can't spell your own name.
Well hello there, Clusterfuck. Usually I just call you Friday.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

NOM! wing night at Class 6 with Michelle Seletyn Rodriguez. spicy wings = clear sinuses

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Dammit, put it off as long as I could but I had to start using #tylenol allergy meds. Prepare for nose bleeds in 3...2...
Today's agenda: suffer, shower, laundry, take niece to walmart, suffer, plot mass destruction, video games, suffer. Maybe not in that order.
goddam, I smoked too many ciggies again
holy shit, is fucking Jesco here?

Saturday, September 18, 2010

@ Rafters for the Kentucky Headhunters after-party (?) oh, is it glamorous
Gross. Just sold stuff to a jerk covered fingernails to neck in Nazi tattoos. Sure he had more I couldn't see. I feel dirty.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thanks Satan, for the rain keeping the pollen down. Gonna have a snack then play KotOR until the Benedryl kicks in.
I don't feel good and I hate you.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Blugh, think I have a fever. Not the kind for which cowbells are prescribed.
Wild Rumpus at Chimney Corner with Lisa Gale, Michelle Seletyn Rodriguez, & Deb Carter Harding
I'm miserable. Woke up every 2 hours all parched and unable to breathe, all the sinus drainage made my throat sore. HATE this time of year.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

When you're home by yourself, do you close the door when you go to the bathroom?

Monday, September 13, 2010

I got my fingers crossed you'll catch something baby, 'cause I just threw myself at you.
I've had 3 epiphanies! I know where my recent error occurred and I can fix it! Also, I'm, a shaman which means one day I'll be a god.
Got up early to take the car to a mechanic my dad swears by. Fingers crossed. Now I'm waiting for the Benedryl to knock me out for a nap.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Anybody want a FREE Alic In Chains bumper sticker? Yes, it's a typo.

Friday, September 10, 2010

I slick back my hair, you know the Devil's in there? So keep one eye open baby.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

George Bush, 17th Century right-wing philosophy, & fast zombies: a good (and long) essay

Monday, September 6, 2010

super fun wing night at Class VI with super fun Michelle Seletyn Rodrigvez and Lisa Gayle

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

My co-worker had to leave so now I get to work the in-store concert by myself. I hope the audience is well behaved. I have a baseball bat.
ditto for the pumpkin cheesecake
the plantain chicken wrap at Delightfully Yours is super tasty