Saturday, May 28, 2011

Why hello Ms. Pac-Man, fancy you shopping in my store. Wakka-wakkan I help you with?
Yep, this afternoon definitely calls for John Coltrane.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Check it out!

So I got a new piercing on Saturday, an industrial in my left ear. I always liked the sound of it because of one of my fave music subgenres. Sadly though, in my head I keep hearing "Industrial Disease" by Dire Straits instead of something awesome by Skinny Puppy or Einsturzende Neubauten.

It didn't hurt as much as I was expecting based on how my helix hurt when I got it last summer. I'm planning to get my eyebrow redone, and my right earlobe, this Saturday provided no unforeseen expenses crop up between now and then. I'll also be getting a few more when I get my tax refund, and hopefully some ink but more on that when it happens.

But look, I'm all freshly showered and shiny!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

cleaning the store, picked up what I thought was a piece of candy. turned out to be a shriveled up wolf spider. grossimgonnadie

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

I find something soothing about the raggedy, uneven edges of storm clouds - not the leading front but the sides.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

10, maybe 11 hours of sleep followed by a nice long shower made me feel betterish. Now I only wanna set fire to half the world. I'm hungry.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

had a headache all day, can't get warm, keep dozing off - fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Monday, May 16, 2011

*sigh* Why does arson have to be a crime?
What the hell's the point of having a good hair day if I don't get any customers to marvel at it?

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sometimes hamburgers taste better on toast than they do on a bun.
How do people get anything done with a TV on? I've been trying to dust with my shows on but all I can do is watch.

Friday, May 13, 2011

WTF Half my posts aren't showing up at all, and the others are showing up many hours late. I feel the need to hate you a lot now.
Ah, it's Friday the 13th. No wonder I felt good when I woke up.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I feel empty and anxious. Either the diet is starting to work on my metabolism or I just caught a glimpse of my soul.
Dammit! Forgot to put my tuna taco in the fridge after I got home. I hope the crows like wasabi.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

dinner at Diogi's: pan-sered ahi tuna, wasabi cabbage & avocado taco then sopapilla for dessert. now magic with the fellas

Monday, May 9, 2011

I'm lacking a crucial bit of personal grooming know-how: how do I keep my finger & toenails from flying all over the room when I cut them?
I still say the day after Mother's Day should be a national awareness day for postpartum depression.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

It's gonna be 33 degrees F tonight. We had to build a fire already. We're fucking done professionally, Mother Nature!
Oh yeah. May the 4th be with you.