Criminy, it's only 6pm. Feels like I've been here for 12 hours.

Guess who's hair is particularly awesome today. Go on, guess.

I'm about to get bah humbug all over some bitches if they don't stop tearing my tinsel down.

Hooray, 1st batch of holiday treats has been divvied up and delivered. Yay me!

This evening was accomplishful.

NOOOO! No! All sorts of no! Dammit. RIP Leslie Nielsen. :( http://ping.fm/RXaad

You really should come and compliment me on my Retail Xmas Decorating skills. They're mad. Like I will be at you if you don't come over.