There's a goddam blizzard going on people, go the hell home! I have to poop.

Old man winter can eat a bag of frozen dicks!

Happy Elvis Presley & David Bowie birthdays!

Mom's doing a bit better today, still in pain despite the meds, new ultrasounds and MRIs have been ordered.

all mom's labs & scans are "unremarkable" meaning they have no clue. they're keeping her over night

My sis took our mom to the ER earlier this evening. She just got into a bed, waiting for the doc. Don't know any more than that.

Why the hell aren't you working, Wii?