The roads are starting to get slick and nasty around here so e'rybody be careful.

No, I DON'T know that one song that goes like dum dum duduh that's on the radio that the guy sings.

I feel gross. Nobody give me any more cigarettes. If you see me with one smack it out of my mouth. I'm for serious.

I should get drunk more often. My hair looks amazing today!

Oh shite. Who's not sober raise your hand. i can't even do that. Fuck you.

h'oh dang, it's been a looong time since i've been this loaded before midnight

don't wanna be awake right now, definitely don't wanna be outside right now