Thursday, August 26, 2010

Behold, the mind rending horror of Cock-thulhu!!!

Bored with your regular old didlos? Has human anatomy lost it's 'zzaz but beastiality still isn't legal in your state? Do you daydream about being raped to death? Well have we got something for you!

The Cthulhu, but they can't call it that for copyright reasons.

The Xenomporph, as in Alien movies.


And the zombie model.

I would own those, but not to use. I'd just have them sitting around randomly on a shelf, or stored in a fancy box so when I die and people find them they'd be all 0_o. Still, I bet the Cthulhu one would get you off like crazy. If you'd like to own one go here, then call me.

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