Monday, June 27, 2011

Mom came home from the hospital yesterday, dad encouraged her to check herself out. All the tests didn't show anything.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

What's the movie where dingoes eat Meryl Streep's baby? Is it Terms Of Endearment?
Oh Everything Bagel, where have you been all my life?

Monday, June 20, 2011

diediedie wolf spider DIE!
White Dread, did you just fart loud enough to be heard over my jams? Kudos. Also, prepare your skanky skanking ass for a cleansing by fire!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The sunset is really pretty right now.
I'm all for 2nd chances and paying your debt and such but it really makes me nervous when the work release dudes come shopping.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

forgot how much I enjoy a smoke after a meal. these idjit browsers killing time before their movie aren't letting me remember.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011

My hair is driving me crazy. Seriously rethinking this locks of love decision.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Why can't hate, despair, and frustration have nutritional value? I'd be so healthy...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Sunday, June 5, 2011

It's 30 minutes to midnight on BENMAS! Eve - do you know where my presents are?
(drinking + hot tubbing last night) x (swimming + sun burning today) = I'm totally wiped out. Best. BENMAS!. Evar. Still 2 days left to go!
the BENMAS! festivities continue at Summersville Lake

Wednesday, June 1, 2011