Hammer, meet head of nail

It’s been a while since I did the personality profile thing over at COLORGENICS. I’m willing to believe that something shysty is going on somewhere somehow but however they do it every time I’ve taken the test the results have been eerily spot on.

Name:Ben Aliff

Date:Friday 23rd 2012f March 2012 02:50:29 AM

Colorgenics Number:XXXXXXXX

You don’t need anxiety and problems. All you really seek is a conflict free environment which can offer peace and mental security. You don’t like the idea of being alone and, whatever the reason, at this time of your life you feel as if you are being ‘left out’. What you really need is perhaps some ‘tender loving care’.

At this time you ‘need to be needed’ and again you ‘need to need’. You have had this feeling for some time now and you are looking for someone who could share a close bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy. You have the belief that with the right person you could conquer the world.

Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions - but you still believe that your goals are realistic it’s just that people can’t seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you’ll only accept suggestions under duress.

All the distress and agitation is the result of attempting to avoid any form of stimulation or excitement. The situation in which you find yourself at this time is one of hostility and therefore you are under considerable pressure. You are very irritable and prone to angry outbursts. You are in a mental quandary and you could be experiencing physical problems.You are very distressed by the apparent hostility of everyone around you and you feel coerced and subjected to intolerable pressures. You are resentful of what you regard as unreasonable demands on you but the situation is such that you feel powerless to control it and at this time you just don’t know ‘which way to turn’.

You are completely worn out and you are not in the mood for any further demands on your resources. The situation - such as it is - has rendered you quite helpless, unable to continue the mental battle that you have been pursuing for some considerable time. Enough is enough. All you would like to do now would be to have some time for yourself, to find a peaceful situation where you can recuperate in your own time.

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

It doesn’t tell you anything you don’t already know but having it in front of you in black and white, summed up concisely, can save on second guess work. Plus it’s fascinating to me that something as simple as picking colors in a certain order can give such an accurate result - if that is indeed how it’s done and not some sort of internet shenanigans.

Go see how it works for you. I’m gonna go pout now.