Stoopid naps. Stoopid back.

AAAAHH!! Why is the power company shut down for 3 hours for maintenance? I didn't do anything wrong. Why punish me?

AAAAHH!! Why is the internet not working? I haven't done anything wrong. Why punish me?

Helping dad replace pipes and faucets on the kitchen sink. Someone kill me now.

新年快樂

Dammit, I hate finding a stray dirty shirt after the last load of laundry is going thru the rinse cycle.

Now I recall why I dislike sleeping at night. All this daylight makes me feel like I should be doing something.

My left ear has been itching since 3am. Which one of you traitorous weasels is talking shit about me?!?

And so I have a car again.

That was not a nice thing to do, 3rd ep of Sherlock.

Happy Birthday María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten (aka Charo)

Finally got to see a doc about my tummy. Maybe a food allergy, maybe a parasite. Gotta take back 4 bottles of poop to find out.

Middle East money making idea: a bumper sticker saying "my other car is a bomb"

Random shift @ Cheap thrills this morning. Stayed up til 530am listening to GoT:DwD, then back up at 8. Starting to think that was a bad idewslfvaw[9efjzzzzzzzzz...

What the frig is a Downton Abbey?

Happy Birthdays Elvis and David Bowie.

the tuna ain't the only thing that melted

So two of the four burners on our stove aren't working properly. The two on the left. When you turn one on sparks fly and both burners get hot. Dad has been "worked" on them twice in the past few months. Just a few minutes ago I was making tuna salad for sammiches. I dropped a can, it hit one of the left burners and sparks flew.

Me: (to dad, in another room) These burners just sparked and I didn't turn them on!

Dad: Did you turn them on?

Me: ...No. I dropped a tuna can on it and sparks flew.

Dad: Well I don't know. What did you do?

Me: ... Making tuna salad. I dropped a can, it hit a burner, sparks flew.

Dad: I don't know. Do it again and tell me what happens.

Me: (for a microsplitsecond started to follow orders)... NO!

Sometimes I wished I lived a more adventurous life - jumping out of airplanes, kayaking in the Amazon, dating people who don't put out on the first date - but then I realized that I take my life in my own hands every day in this house.

Tonight I shall experiment in bed! I'll be cozying up to my 1st audiobook on my iPod - GoT: Dance With Dragons. Craziness!!!

LOCALS: the roads are pure evil, esp. The Fayetteville walmart intersection. be careful if you have to go out.

2012 = officially ruined. Thanks cold and snow.

Happy 8th Day of Christmas, the day Baby Jesus got circumcised! Next year I'm putting a mohel in my Nativity. Also, Happy New Year!