Thanks soldiers!!!

fuck yeah, i just got took to church!

fuck it's seriously hot, shoulda gone commando

made it safely and on time, good parking spot. it's very warm in here

Why hello Ms. Pac-Man, fancy you shopping in my store. Wakka-wakkan I help you with?

Yep, this afternoon definitely calls for John Coltrane.

Oh dang, RIP Gil Scott-Heron.

This storm better live up to my mood.

In case you forgot, I'm a goddam genius!

dang, i gotta start eating at Sheetz more often

GAH! just typed "there" when I should have typed "their." I have no reason to live now.

at the free clinic. uh-oh

you guys are all really, really boring after about midnight or so.

dammit caffeine, kick in already!

Aaaand my sister just broke a mirror. This will, of course, end up being MY bad luck.

Check it out!

So I got a new piercing on Saturday, an industrial in my left ear. I always liked the sound of it because of one of my fave music subgenres. Sadly though, in my head I keep hearing "Industrial Disease" by Dire Straits instead of something awesome by Skinny Puppy or Einsturzende Neubauten.

It didn't hurt as much as I was expecting based on how my helix hurt when I got it last summer. I'm planning to get my eyebrow redone, and my right earlobe, this Saturday provided no unforeseen expenses crop up between now and then. I'll also be getting a few more when I get my tax refund, and hopefully some ink but more on that when it happens.

But look, I'm all freshly showered and shiny!

cleaning the store, picked up what I thought was a piece of candy. turned out to be a shriveled up wolf spider. grossimgonnadie

FML. goddam Rapture better hurry up and get here.

I find something soothing about the raggedy, uneven edges of storm clouds - not the leading front but the sides.

10, maybe 11 hours of sleep followed by a nice long shower made me feel betterish. Now I only wanna set fire to half the world. I'm hungry.

had a headache all day, can't get warm, keep dozing off - fuck it, I'm going to bed.

*sigh* Why does arson have to be a crime?

What the hell's the point of having a good hair day if I don't get any customers to marvel at it?

Sometimes hamburgers taste better on toast than they do on a bun.

How do people get anything done with a TV on? I've been trying to dust with my shows on but all I can do is watch.

*sigh*

WTF ping.fm? Half my posts aren't showing up at all, and the others are showing up many hours late. I feel the need to hate you a lot now.

Ah, it's Friday the 13th. No wonder I felt good when I woke up.

I feel empty and anxious. Either the diet is starting to work on my metabolism or I just caught a glimpse of my soul.

Dammit! Forgot to put my tuna taco in the fridge after I got home. I hope the crows like wasabi.

dinner at Diogi's: pan-sered ahi tuna, wasabi cabbage & avocado taco then sopapilla for dessert. now magic with the fellas

I'm lacking a crucial bit of personal grooming know-how: how do I keep my finger & toenails from flying all over the room when I cut them?

I still say the day after Mother's Day should be a national awareness day for postpartum depression.

i'm having a bad tummy day :(

FREE COMIC BOOKS!!!

Stayed up past my bedtime playing in the Magic prerelease tournament. Now I need a night of whiskey & whores to balance things out. *yawn*

I feel the need to say something but don't really know what.

It's gonna be 33 degrees F tonight. We had to build a fire already. We're fucking done professionally, Mother Nature!

Oh yeah. May the 4th be with you.

everything is gross and needs to be burned