If you call a business & the person says "Can you hold please?" & then you don't hear anything, that's not a cue to start a conversation.

Aww, RIP Tony Curtis.

Heh, bumper sticker at work: Every once in a while I have to stop my spiritual journey and just get righteously fucked up.

Well damn. RIP Greg Giraldo.

Blugh, I feel all spacey and doped up but not in a good way.

Shite, it's 6:30am. Stoopid KotOR.

Eesh, wolf spiders are effin' creepy!

*grumbles* Another $200 on car repairs.

I just realized something about KotOR: the Ebon Hawk isn't even remotely black.

*sigh*

Hooray rain, fuck you pollen!

You've been going over the same 2 rows for 90+ minutes. The magic fairies don't put the new stuff out until after midnight on a full moon.

Thank Satan we have Billie & Ella in stock but I'm really needing some Dino today.

Oh #Sade, your music is so soothing that I don't hardly mind at all that you can't spell your own name.

Well hello there, Clusterfuck. Usually I just call you Friday.

Dang it! With the exception of #Fringe I'm not at all ready for the new TV season.

why is there a horse in the bank drive thru?

why is the Pride of WV clogging up my exit ramp?

I really would like to be able to sleep late on my day off.

Hmmm, KotOR or porn, porn or KotOR?

So hungry. Hurry up Young Chow's delivery dude!

Hooray! I'm a danger to myself and others.

NOM! wing night at Class 6 with Michelle Seletyn Rodriguez. spicy wings = clear sinuses

Dammit, put it off as long as I could but I had to start using #tylenol allergy meds. Prepare for nose bleeds in 3...2...

Today's agenda: suffer, shower, laundry, take niece to walmart, suffer, plot mass destruction, video games, suffer. Maybe not in that order.

goddam, I smoked too many ciggies again

holy shit, is fucking Jesco here?

@ Rafters for the Kentucky Headhunters after-party (?) oh, is it glamorous

Gross. Just sold stuff to a jerk covered fingernails to neck in Nazi tattoos. Sure he had more I couldn't see. I feel dirty.

Eff to the Em to the Ell.

I like my cars same as I like my cats: fixed!

Thanks Satan, for the rain keeping the pollen down. Gonna have a snack then play KotOR until the Benedryl kicks in.

I don't feel good and I hate you.

Blugh, think I have a fever. Not the kind for which cowbells are prescribed.

Wild Rumpus at Chimney Corner with Lisa Gale, Michelle Seletyn Rodriguez, & Deb Carter Harding

I'm miserable. Woke up every 2 hours all parched and unable to breathe, all the sinus drainage made my throat sore. HATE this time of year.

When you're home by yourself, do you close the door when you go to the bathroom?

I got my fingers crossed you'll catch something baby, 'cause I just threw myself at you.

I've had 3 epiphanies! I know where my recent error occurred and I can fix it! Also, I'm, a shaman which means one day I'll be a god.

Got up early to take the car to a mechanic my dad swears by. Fingers crossed. Now I'm waiting for the Benedryl to knock me out for a nap.

Anybody want a FREE Alic In Chains bumper sticker? Yes, it's a typo.

I slick back my hair, you know the Devil's in there? So keep one eye open baby.

Dammit, I'm one lucky sonuvabitch.

George Bush, 17th Century right-wing philosophy, & fast zombies: a good (and long) essay http://tinyurl.com/2fxyjub

super fun wing night at Class VI with super fun Michelle Seletyn Rodrigvez and Lisa Gayle

Oh wow, I get two days off in a row! Dunno what to do first...

Goddam browsers, buy something and leave. I gotta poop!

My co-worker had to leave so now I get to work the in-store concert by myself. I hope the audience is well behaved. I have a baseball bat.

ditto for the pumpkin cheesecake

the plantain chicken wrap at Delightfully Yours is super tasty